When standing: FAT
When sitting: FAT
When laying down: FAT
When stretching: FAT
In baggy clothes: FAT
In form fitting clothes: FAT
In bathing suit: FAT
Dead: Look how FAT she was.
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is...
I love that from now on when I come home from a shitty day of work I can be with my boyfriend.
flaily: no jkjkjk lololol i heart your fucking makeup, omg, i love your hair is that a new tattoo? did that piercing fucking hurt? no jkjkjk lololol
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
everythingcanadian: coolasacalliope: thedoctorpottergames: causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED CRAZY FROG HAS A FUCKING PENIS. HE IS A KIDS CHARACTER
daniellestfu: bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are No. They’re all fucking evil Agreed^
buttharrybutt: buttharrybutt: i lost my mood ring i dont know how i feel about this